7a) Aha!

 

7a1a) Costanza - George (vaporwave mixtape)

7a1b) "What's the deal with vaporwave, it's like you bring music from another generation and then slow it down, add some kicks. Boom you got vapor-wave!" -Seinfeld (maybe?)

jSplat16 form the comments

7a1c) At Bandcamp

7a2a) It's a big salad chock full of bouncing beats. A quirky bald man of a mix even Marisa Tomei could love. It's not manure–it's mah-newer. 

"When you consider the choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."

7a2b) Thanks to friend Crispin for the heads up. 

7a) Oh, the Costanza

7a1)

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

 

7a2) Tragic, ironic, and human all too human. Here's to the George in all of us.